It’s been a good week for ... liberation

Thursday’s switch-on of a Christmas tree in Glasgow was extra special.

Last year the streets of the city's south side had reverberated to the cry: “Free the Shawlands One.” It seems those calls have been answered and the tree, ingnominiously caged last year, has been set free.

Metal barriers erected around the tree drew criticism from many in the community, but it was claimed the barricade was for its own protection.

After all, Glasgow does have previous on Christmas crime. In 1995, a life-sized baby Jesus was quite literally away in a manger after it was stolen from the nativity scene in George Square.

Nevertheless, the Shawlands tree has shaken off its shackles and returned this year with just a modest white picket fence to shield it from ill will. It has also been moved from last year's isolated location on a traffic island to a nearby pavement.

The move has been welcomed by locals who had called for change.

But there will be no room for complacency and the tree will be kept under close surveillance. It is understood Special Branch is on the case.

It’s been a bad week for ... breakfast

They come in a bright blue box emblazoned with a jolly orange tiger endorsing their grrrrrreatness. But Frosties, those little nuggets of gold that fair sparkle in Tony the Tiger’s bowl, so encrusted are they with sugar, are not for kids. No, manufacturers Kellogg’s say Frosties are an adult cereal.

This has, of course, nothing to do with Government requirements to reduce the sugar content in children’s products by 20 per cent by 2020.

After a trial of "reduced sugar" Frosties containing 30 per cent less sugar was less than successful, Kellogg's confirmed that it will not reduce their sugar content.

Ahead of the deadline, Kellogg's has banned promotions on Frosties, including free toys inside packets, but will keep the Tony the Tiger mascot on the front of boxes.

Kellogg's says that Tony the Tiger is an "adult cartoon" that appeals to millennials in their 20s and 30s.

Tony’s of no interest to children, then?

Aye, rrrrrrrrrrright.