WITH respect, perhaps the Editor could prevail upon Robert McNeil to constrain his wilder imaginings in his entertaining weekly contributions (“A phobia to make me look before I beep …”, The Herald, November 6 ).

I can cope with bungling my mobile, not using a contactless card or being asked by a bus driver when presenting my bus pass if it was my chauffeur's day off, but the idea of putting my trousers on backwards and the resultant panic makes me feel quite queasy.

R Russell Smith,

96 Milton Road, Kilbirnie.