I LIKE Michael Watson's suggestion that a huge pile of mince should be included in the contenders for the Turner Prize at the Tramway (Letters, October 2), although my own preference would be for a chamber pot decorated with the motif of an emperor in the buff.

All in the best possible taste, of course. We are not without a bit of culture in North Ayrshire.

R Russell Smith,

96 Milton Road,

Kilbirnie.