It’s been a good week for ... drinking out

It’s not exactly the dining carriage on the Orient Express, but it’s a step up from a can of super-lager and a curled-up cheese and pickle sandwich from the buffet trolley. A new fad in railway boozing is trending on Twitter. Thanks to #trainwine, it’s now acceptable – nay, positively encouraged – to pass your time on the train with a tipple, although probably not on the daily commute.

This is aided and abetted by station supermarkets stocking those dinky little wine bottles and a handy supply of dainty plastic glasses. Add a wee Scotch egg and you have a veritable hamper. How jolly.

This is somewhat removed from my association of drink and trains, growing up as I did in North Lanarkshire where Buckfast is a popular beverage. In those days, alcohol on trains was usually a late-night affair and tended to put you in fear for your wellbeing.

I don’t anticipate #tonictrainwine trending any time soon.

It’s been a bad week for ... eating out

Author Bill Bryson has shamed bad-mannered Britons after outing a well-heeled cafe patron who left a derisory tip ... because she thought no-one was watching.

The writer said he's mourning the loss of social decency after seeing the woman in the Lake District leave just 10p in a tip jar having spent £20.

Bryson said the “quietly disgraceful” act was just one example of middle-class Britons behaving badly. “I am guessing she assumed [the jar] was full of coins already and that hers would disappear among many others," he wrote, "but when I stepped up I could see that the bowl had a solitary 10p coin in it.”

“Is this becoming a feature of British life – behaving in quietly disgraceful ways when you think no-one is watching?”

According to Debrett’s guide to etiquette, while tipping in the UK is discretionary, 10 per cent is the going rate.

Perhaps the lady misread Debrett’s and didn’t see the “er cent” bit. Should we give her the benefit of the doubt – which is, after all, another form of social decency?