THE very first chap I met at the Scottish Rowing Championships on
Strathclyde Park was senior umpire, and ex-rower, and indeed a fellow
from a wee newspaper in that Edinburgh, Jim MacRitchie.
Resplendent in blazer and flannels he was. I wasn't, because I
remember last year's wee foxes pass at this lovely venue when I turned
up in the full outfit looking like Sir Thomas Lipton, with every
competitor demanding instructions about where the lavatories were.
I learned my lesson. Mr MacRitchie sent me to the right tent, which
was, well, the beer tent. Ensconced there was the Glasgow Rowing Club,
what was running the free-flow of libations because they, like every
rowing club in the world, are in need of funds. Well not every rowing
club at all, really. Some of them are doing okey-dokey.
How many times do I have to write this? If it was up to the powers
that be, they would be having football the only sport and treating them
like crap. Toffs go to Ascot instead of the dugs. Football has the
money, rugby the Establishment ambience, cricket has both.
But minority sports have a dreadful task of balancing it all. Clyde
and Clydesdale Rowing clubs do not even speak to each other, for
heaven's sake, and they live in the same damned building on the River
Clyde at Glasgow Green where the People's Palace is seconds away and
there are more Trotskyists than youse could have found in St Petersburg
in the 1905 revolt.
Lev Davidovich would not be welcomed in the rowing fraternity for this
sport's boys and girls invariably are drawn from an entirely different
class.
The next people I talked to were from the upper division and very nice
and pleasant they were too. Here I was talking to lovely, splendid tall
girls called Isabal and Faye.
They were blonde and brunette and I fell in love instantly. Both had
been the winners of Junior 14 girls' races, and it was then that I
realised I was talking to two schoolgirls from George Heriot's School in
Edinburgh.
I had been warned about this cabal. I was forewarned, really, because
coach George Hunter, of George Watson's, had already demanded that I
present -- which I did -- the gold medals to the under-18s eights
winners.
Heriot's is a big deal in the rowing because I threw the ribbons over
the necks of a Heriot's crew who had beaten a Heriot's and Dumfries
crew, (it's known collectively as ''Nithsdale'') and it wisnae really
fair, for the Nithsdale lads had caught a buoy on the way, and lost out
as a result.
I suppose, all the same, that a lot of expensive Edinburgh schools get
themselves into trouble quite regularly with catching buoys. I withdraw
that remark immediately. Shocking.
But Strathclyde Park is a marvellous venue for this, and showed it
late in the afternoon with a burst of sunshine. As it happens, it is an
ideal place for the Olympics, for the area has every single advantage
for water and field sports.
One of the basic difficulties in Scottish, and indeed British, sport
is the idiocy of not getting the settings or regulations right.
Meadowbank Stadium, for instance, is seconds short of Olympic
requirements. Well Strathclyde Park has it all there. It could do
Olympics, believe me.
We most certainly could do well, too, because did I not encounter
Gillian Lindsay, who was in the Olympic rowing team for 1992. Only five
years rowing, she has been four years an internationalist. She is, after
all, six feet tall, and played basketball for Scotland as well.
Hailing from Paisley, and an employee of Sun Alliance, (who, she tells
me, are very supportive indeed, and good luck to them), she insists that
I give a jolly to her former teacher at St Andrews -- her home town --
and now coach, Richard Walsh. It is not the first time, and it will not
be the last that I shall discover these marvellous young people who
ascribe their achievements to the help of others, but it is splendid to
hear all the same.
And another young person who achieved much on Saturday was none other
than the son of my old pal and pedagogic adversary George Warnock, the
old buffer (couldn't resist that, George), who won the vets' pairs. His
son Alistair, a Hutchie lad, (how well I remember the days when my own
alma mater Glen's won every damned thing in sight), won two races and
was in spectacular form.
After having won the junior individual sculls, he scored a genuine
beauty by beating the experienced Willie Brown in the senior event. I
wis told that the contest was reminiscent of the two Searle brothers
beating the Abbagnale boys on the line in Barcelona at the last
Olympics. I will just have to take my informants' word for that. I most
certainly took the large whisky which proud dad George poured out for
me.
But one of the reasons why you find me at these recondite sports is
that there is a lot of merriment and enjoyment in taking part, even if
it is only me in with bad company. Good company it was with the Glasgow
club who are currently trying to raise sufficient funds for a new
boathouse near Richmond Bowling Club.
They are only looking for seventy grand and Glasgow District Council
is sympathetic, but it is a lot of money all the same. Considering what
a real ''extra'' it is having a bloody great collection of rivers,
lochs, waterways, and canals, which Scotland does, it seems daft to make
so little use of our wet stuff. Crivvens, we have enough of it.
Then we have the Loch Lomond Club frae Balloch. Two boys' and two
girls' crews. Jack Reid has been coach for the last four years. His
daughter Sarah, aged 15, and son Chris, 18, are members and keen. Jack
telt me the best lie I have ever heard in sport. Said the Balloch-based
crew came in second. That's true. Neglected to tell me that there were
only two crews competing. I'll give you that one, Jack. A stoatir.
Or how about the two grand lads from the Stirling club, Fraser and
Ollie, who hudnae done very well, they agreed, and introduced me to
Eleanor, a fine-looking lass from the local area who was, as happens in
sport these days, one of the random sportspeople who was to be
drug-tested.
I asked what her second name was. It took me a day to realise that she
is by no means called Rigby. The boys will have their fun. So will
myself at that.
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