August 21.Rufus Harley from Philadelphia has his gracenotes in a
guddle when he claims to be the world's first jazz piper. In 1956 at the
White Sands Hotel, near Mombasa, Kenya, I heard a member of the Nairobi
Pipe Band (a former army piper) play In The Mood on the bagpipes.
To add injury to insult the train back to Nairobi caught fire in Tsavo
Game Park, leading to a honeymoon couple escaping the flames in their
nightclothes into the assorted wildlife, which gazed on with
astonishment. As I slept through the entire occasion, this did little
for my reputation as a journalist. It was only retrieved when I
clambered over the assorted luggage in the corridor at seven in the
morning going for a shave, thinking that the pipe band, which appeared
to play on the principle of ''first finished, round with the hat,'' had
proved more excitable than usual and had made ready for the off four
hours early.
A wee man with a portable typewriter slung over his shoulder on a
white cord was stumbling towards me, and when I expressed vulgar
surprise at his tale of the burning train, he told me: ''I'm a
journalist. You can believe me. You can read my story if your like.'' He
then unbelievably gave me his copy, the contents of which I noted on the
back of a 50-pack of Clipper cigarettes, and when he nervously asked
what I was up to I produced my press card and said: ''Snap.'' He turned
out to be a probation officer.
Although the Kafkaesque nature of this incident may be put down to the
hallucinatory effects of hearing jazz on the bagpipes, I know for sure
it happened, as I had the story coming back over BBC before the train
reached Nairobi. Furthermore I had a witness, a good mate, who once had
his boot on the late Private Speakman's neck after his drunken exploit
with the beer bottles in Korea, for which he was awarded the VC instead
of getting a bullet through the nut which was, I understand, urgently
discussed at the time.
But that's another story for the memoirs.
Alistair Campsie,
Piper's Private Hotel and Restaurant,
Union Place,
Montrose.
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