''LANE four -- Joanne McHarg, Rushmoore Royals,'' came the
announcement at the Scottish swimming championships.
''Another of those English people coming up here, trying to be
Scottish,'' muttered the starter.
Miss McHarg, 13 years old, admonished the official verbally: ''My
mother is Scottish. My father is Scottish. And I was born in Scotland. I
am Scottish.''
She could probably have demolished the offending official physically,
with about as much ease as her father, Alastair, demolished opponents
during a career in which he earned 44 rugby caps for Scotland.
Even then, at 13, Joanne McHarg measured 5ft 11in. She is now 6ft 3in.
and still growing, threatening to catch her 6ft 5in. father. Last
Monday, one day after her sixteenth birthday, she was named for the 50
metres free-style at the Commonwealth Games, the youngest competitor in
the swimming team. She is also bigger than all but two of the men in the
Scottish party.
Her selection is all the more remarkable because she has been a
competitive swimmer for less than three years. But there was never any
doubt that Joanne would be Scottish. Alastair had moved south in 1968,
but sent his wife home to give birth to their children, so that there
would never be any doubt as to their nationality. Joanne has clearly
been brought up in the faith.
She even managed to time her Scottish swim debut to exactly 20 years
to the weekend since her father had first appeared in a Scotland rugby
jersey.
Making the grade in swimming has perhaps been even harder for Joanne
than it was in rugby for her father, who helped found Irvine Royal
Academy rugby club (now Irvine) because he did not fancy the eight-mile
bus trip to Ardrossan. Now pere McHarg and his wife drive some 700 miles
every week just to transport Joanne to swim training.
''We've been doing that since a year past September, when Joanne
switched from Rushmoore to her present club, Portsmouth Northsea,'' says
father.
''When Joanne began to show promise as a swimmer she joined the local
club. We knew nothing about the sport. It was a bit like a footballer
from Mars arriving in the West of Scotland and being offered the choice
of Glasgow Rangers or Dumbarton. 'Dumbarton? That sounds like a nice
name,' -- so he joins Dumbarton.'
''We soon realised that Joanne needed the facilities and expertise
offered by a major club, but it meant a lot of travelling. I've driven
100 miles by the time I get to the office every morning, just before
9am. Joanne's mum does the evening shift -- she's down at Portsmouth
four nights a week. Frankly, the whole routine is a nightmare,
especially since I am coaching London Scottish rugby club two evenings a
week. Come Friday night, I'm knackered.
''Joanne being selected for the Commonwealth Games is the best thing
that could have happened. She will be away for four weeks. It means I'll
get a month's decent sleep. I wish the Games took place every other
month.''
Of course, father is delighted at his daughter's international
recognition, but it has taxed the sense of humour that was his hallmark
as a player. In 1980, on Grand National day, he dislocated a leg bone
during a John Player semi-final. The touchline tuned in: ''Must be a
fetlock.''
McHarg's riposte was totally in character: ''I was pleased to see the
doctor come on -- I half-expected the vet. I know that his verdict would
have been a sheet around the patient and a single bullet between the
eyes. But I'm not ready to bow out just yet.''
He gained his last cap in 1979, but a decade on, at the age of 45,
Alastair is still playing, though only in charity matches. ''I turned
out for Children in Need a couple of weeks ago,'' he says. ''By the time
we'd finished it was fathers in need.''
He is certainly in need every morning at 4.15am. That is when the
alarm rings at his home in the village of Alton in Hampshire. Alastair
bundles his daughter into the car and drives the 35 miles to Portsmouth
where she is in the water by 5.15am, churning out up an average of some
40,000 metres a week.
''It's too far for me to go home, so I just wait until the session
ends.'' While Joanne spends some two hours in the water, her father is
having his daily debate -- whether to freeze to death waiting in the car
or sweat it out watching the session in the pool.
Car travel to training amounts to more than 45,000 miles since Joanne
started at Portsmouth a year past September -- enough to make the round
trip from London to Auckland and back twice, while the distance she has
swum in training since then is 1600 miles -- more than enough to swim
from Sydney to Auckland.
But Alastair considers it all very much worthwhile. ''Even once Joanne
is old enough to drive, I doubt if I would let her,'' he says. ''She
goes back to sleep as soon as she is in the car, and falls asleep after
the session as I drive her back. If she were driving to and from
training I would worry myself sick.''
Joanne learned to swim when she was eight -- her mum, Christine worked
in a sports centre -- but she was 13 before beginning any swim training.
Swimming's gain is athletics' loss, for Joanne won the Hampshire 800
metres track title. ''But I found athletics training boring. I used to
do biathlons (swimming and running) but the running was ever so hard.''
That was because she ran with her father, who clearly retains the
competitive edge which made him a major cog in the mean machine that was
the Scottish rugby pack of the seventies. Now the mean machine is in the
water.
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