* AS the westerly wind of change whistles through Eastern Europe, one
country -- Albania -- stands ever more isolated in its rigid adherence
to the old communist order. Watched over but unhindered by Mikhail
Gorbachev, the godfather of glasnost, Albania's East Bloc neighbours
have fallen one by one like dominoes.
In Czechoslovakia, the Prague spring so barbarously crushed by Russian
tanks looks set to blossom into democratic summer. In East Germany and
Bulgaria the former leaders of the old guard, Erich Honecker and Todor
Zhikov, face show trials after being steamrollered by the unstoppable
demand for reform. And in Romania the wheel of revolution turned fully
on the Ceausescus who were put up against a wall and shot. The country
then went one step further and outlawed the Communist Party.
But this path is not one that Tirana will follow, acording to recent
speeches by the Albanian leader Ramiz Alia. His country did not need
such ''Western'' reforms and would have no truck with them. (Albania in
fact broke with the Soviet Union in 1961 and China in 1977 and sees
herself as the only true communist State.)
As a steely symbol of this intransigence, a statue of Stalin stands
guard in the centre of Tirana, the capital, over an otherwise
discredited ideology. Yet in some small respects the country is opening
up: tourism, for so long shunned like a cancer, has been allowed to
quadruple over the past few years till Albania now lets in 20,000 a year
to see its social experiment. CAMERON SIMPSON travelled with the first
chartered package tour from Scotland. Here is his diary of a week spent
in the land that time forgot.
SUNDAY
THE McDonnell Douglas hovers at 31,000ft, ready to swoop down on the
Republika Popullore Socialiste e Shqiperise, the land of the eagles,
with its mini Scots invasion on the inaugural flight from Edinburgh. The
big bird dips its beak and we are soon bumping along the runway (a
ploughed field would be a better description, says the captain) of the
military airport half-an-hour's hair-raising drive from Tirana.
We are shepherded along by dark-skinned men in olive green uniforms,
machine guns slung casually, designer style, from the shoulder, and yes,
incredibly, a real shepherd who is trying manfully to keep a rather
large flock of frisky sheep from straying under the plane's wheels.
Animals, as we are to discover, play a large part in Albanian life.
We disembark and march towards a dilapidated building that passes for
the terminal where we are taken five at a time to have our luggage
searched for bibles and other such seditious literature before passing
through to our buses and into the hands of our respective guides. So
begins the Albanian Affair.
Our two guides, both English teachers with an impeccable grasp of the
language, are Astrit and Lida. Astrit, we are to deduce later, is the
card-carrying member of the duo, the political commissar. I sit next to
him as we head off for Tirana in the growing dusk. ''What do you do?''
he asks. ''I'm a designer,'' I reply somewhat uneasily. I have been
economical with the truth on the visa form because, from all that you
are told, journalists are not welcome in Albania.
''What do you design?''
''Magazines and newspapers,'' I mumble. Astrit immediately launches
into a blistering dialogue with the other courier. God, I think, in this
atheist country, I've been rumbled already.
But no more is said and we settle into a pregnant silence that
threatens to give birth to all sorts of terrors. Four days later, tired
and emotional having accidentally swallowed two bottles of Albanian red
and some Raki (tractor fuel) I confess. ''Astrit, I'm a journalist.''
''But, my friend, I suspected as much. But it is OK. We here in Albania
welcome journalists.'' Visions of prison begin to fade.
''No foreigner has ever been put in an Albanian jail,'' says Astrit.
My fears are stillborn. I refrain, however, from mentioning the case of
John Biffen who was thrown into a police cell in the bad old days for
wearing shorts in Tirana.
MONDAY
TIRANA, 8am: the scene from the eleventh-floor hotel window as we look
down on the main square is like a Lowry painting. Matchstick figures,
hundreds of them, scurry hither and thither to work. No cars and only
the occasional bus are to be seen. It is the AA man's waking nightmare
-- private cars are banned under the constitution; there are few taxis
and only a few cars which businesses and public ministeries are allowed
to use. This means that every conceivable form of transport is pressed
into action on the battlefield (that is what the roads are like) --
lorries, bikes, donkeys, horses, horse and carts, bullock carts, and
shank's pony.
Our trip to Tirana the previous night had been like riding the ghost
train. You are driving along in the pitch black when suddenly two
cyclists, no lights, appear practically under the wheels of the bus. The
driver swerves violently, but seems unconcerned. The cyclists are small
beer compared with an ox cart packed with Sunday night revellers. We
manage to shave the cart at the very last second. The pattern repeats
itself all the way to Tirana.
TUESDAY
BERAT -- Gjirokaster. We have what is the trip's most bizarre
breakfast -- two fried eggs and goat's cheese (fetta), ersatz coffee
(left over from the war and not reheated), and bread with more than a
hint of sawdust. Fetta is everywhere. A salty cheese it pervades the
country, following you around like the Sigurimi, the secret police,
although somewhat more deadly. Like most thing the food gets better the
further south you travel, i.e. nearer the Greek influence.
While food in the north tends to be cold canteen stodge, we are to
dine like kings on fish soup, fresh sea trout and salad, and fresh
fruit, in an orange grove in Ksamil, within sight of Corfu. Ksamil is
the only place in the country without a graveyard; it was founded 20
years ago by young pioneers and still has to suffer its first death.
Breakfast gets better, too, with cold spicy sausage, cheesy omelettes,
and golden honey and delicious bread. But you would be well advised to
pop a few tea bags into the luggage because home-grown Albanian tea
bears little resemblance to Brooke Bond, although it does taste as if it
has been made by a bunch of chimps.
WEDNESDAY
SERANDER. Another success, another single room. Do not be put off by
the guide books which say they are not available. Sometimes, however,
you may have to share with someone in your party (party travel is as yet
the only way to visit the country; only businessmen are allowed
independent travel). Although the number of tourists has gone up to
20,000 in recent years this is likely to increase to only 23,000 where
it is intended that it will peak.
While the curtain is going up and the lights coming on all over
Eastern Europe, Albania foresees no real change in its unaligned,
isolationist policy. So there will be no high rise hotels, fish and
chips, and Watney's Red Barrel that have seen the haemorrhaging of so
many other European cultures.
Like everything else, hotel standards vary immensely too. In Berat the
plaster was hanging off the walls, it was damp, the light was all of 10
watts, there was no plug in the basin, and the toilets were dirty and
terribly smelly. On the other side of the coin you can strike it lucky
-- in Serander rooms had balconies and sea views, radios, showers,
running hot water, and were spotless.
THURSDAY
EVERY morning we get a talk on the bus -- agriculture, industry,
education, 20 things you wanted to know about a tractor factory but were
too scared to ask. But it is hard not to feel a welling sense of
admiration for Albania's achievements. The beggar of Europe after the
Second World War, it has undergone a radical transformation from a
country that was plagued by malaria, had an average life expectancy of
32, and was 90% illiterate. Today, illiteracy has been eradicated, as
has malaria, and life expectancy has rocketed to 72.
The country has no foreign debt and produces all its own food to feed
the population and its xenophobic paranoia. The average salary is #80 a
month with the highest earners taking home #140. (The highest earners,
by the way, are face-working miners, who retire at 40 on 80% pension.)
Women retire at 55 and men at 60.
FRIDAY
WE are bowling along the road, knocking stray Albanians for six, to
visit some more ruins (the trip is called Classical Albania, but our cup
runneth over by this time) when a fellow passenger becomes ill. The
couriers confer and decide to take no chances. We are off to hospital.
Jaffa our driver, so called one presumes because he is small, fat, and
round like an orange, turns the bus round with an evil glint in his eye
and heads back to town at 60mph on a road built for a sedate cart. They
are still scraping them off the road and digging them out of the
ditches. It strikes me that we may have a sick passenger but the way we
are belting along this densely packed road will leave a casualty ward
full for a month.
Jaffa bounces up and down in his seat -- ''no problem,'' he says. It
is his two words of English. Somehow you feel he has not quite grasped
their true meaning.
Fortunately we have a retired surgeon on board who accompanies the
patient to hospital. She makes a spirited recovery after seeing the
facilities on offer -- medieval, says the surgeon.
It is now time for our Albanian joke. A driver and priest die and go
to heaven. The driver is the first to get an audience with God. This
infuriates the priest and he later vents his anger on the Almighty. But
the driver is far more important in God's eyes. While you went about
your work in church, God tells the priest, everyone nodded off to sleep.
But while the driver got behind his wheel, everyone sent up a prayer to
heaven.
SATURDAY
WE are back in Tirana and it is time to go shopping for presents.
Tirana is every husband's dream -- a place where you can give the wife
the cheque book with equanimity in the knowledge that she will return
frustrated five hours later having been unable to purchase virtually
anything. Even the hard currency shops in the hotels have little you
would wish to take home. I did notice one snip though, a blank video
cassette at #24, yes #24! Perhaps this gives you an idea of what else
was on offer.
SUNDAY
IT is time to leave -- time to go back to the future, from this
intensively agricultural past. (Every scrap of land is under
cultivation, giving the country the air of Aberdeenshire in the 1920s).
We have made many friends and have been treated with courtesy and good
mannered curiosity. We may not have diplomatic relations with Tirana but
we feel we have gone a long way to cementing more important ties.
Diplomacy has its place but real friendship is what counts.
What we might find if we were to return this time next week or next
year is anyone's guess. According to King Leka, the exiled pretender to
the throne of Albania, the situation in his country is similar to that
of Romania ''only there is a much higher level of bitterness and fear.''
It is hard of course to make any kind of realistic or objective
judgment about a country as mysterious as Albania. But the abiding
impression left is that it may take years before the children of the
poor man of Europe reach any semblance of political or economic
awareness that might lead to an outcry for reform. Albania really is in
many respects the land that time forgot and until time catches up with
it it is hard to see it going the way of its neighbours.
South-African based King Leka says his Government-in-exile plans to
start radio broadcasts to the tiny Balkan State to prepare for an
uprising against the Government. ''I don't expect an immediate response
from the people. I'm more interested in preparing the ground for the
next three years or so,'' he said recently. Only time will tell.
Farewell Astrit and Lida -- till we meet again, in whatever
circumstances.
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