What's the story?

Stand by for a public service announcement.

I'm braced and ready.

DIE HARD IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. Message ends.

Are you sure?

100%.

But isn't it set at Christmas?

Indeed. But that doesn't make it a Christmas movie.

What do you mean?

It is merely Christmas adjacent. Sure, it takes place on Christmas Eve and there are festive-themed elements – such as a dead villain in a Santa hat – but this does not a Christmas movie maketh. It is a shoot-em-up flick that could take place on any day of the year.

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You sound a tad Die Hard averse.

I'm not. It's a great film. It's just not a Christmas one. Even Die Hard star Bruce Willis has decreed this to be true.

Pah. What does he know?

Home Alone, Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, It's A Wonderful Life, Bad Santa, Love, Actually: all Christmas movies. A gun-toting, off-duty cop crawling through an air conditioning duct in a grubby vest? Not a Christmas movie.

Put it this way: fellow 1980s celluloid alumni Lethal Weapon has a drug bust in a Christmas tree lot and Rocky IV has a Christmas Day boxing match. Yet, no one is bleating about those being Christmas films, are they?

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What about Gremlins?

Meh.

Gizmo is a Christmas gift for Billy.

Fair enough. Die on that hill.