Norris & Parker: Burn The Witch is on at the Pleasance Courtyard - Beneath, during August.
- What is your Fringe show about?
Sex witches, heartbreak, stag parties, voodoo and us playing a variety of vulnerable men.
- How many times/many years have you appeared at the Fringe?
Four times. Four kidneys have been sold to pay for the four shows. We have no kidneys left so this will be the last one.
- What’s your most memorable moment from the Fringe?
P:When I mounted a man from the audience but he turned out to be a boy being accompanied by his parents. When Norris asked him what he thought he stared at Parker’s arse and nonchalantly said “about a 3 out of 10”.
- If you were not a performer what would you be doing?
N: I would be pregnant.
P: I would probably be dead.
- How do you prepare for a performance?
N: Parker needs to have three bananas and two large bottles of water and then heaves with nerves until she has to start the show.
P: Norris gets paranoid she’s wet herself and makes people check her leotard for wet patches.
- What’s the most Scottish thing you’ve ever done?
P: Getting off with Robbie the Rickshaw driver.
N:That and the heroin.
- Favourite Scottish food/drink?
P: I am partial to a deep fried battered rib.
N: and I am partial to a deep fried battered penis.
- Sum up your show in three words
Late night filth.
Norris & Parker: Burn The Witch is on at the Pleasance Courtyard - Beneath, during August. For tickets, please visit www.edfringe.com
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