More sly Scot humour on display with today’s two pieces: the first by Ken Sutherland was short-listed in the 2005 McCash Scots Poetry Competition; the second is the briefest and wittiest of putdowns by Douglas Young.
TINTO HILL WITHOOT OXYGEN
Thon’s ma ain flag,
Snappin awa brawly
On tap o’ Tinto Hill
~
Whaur Messner himsel
(The grand exemplar)
Hasna set his fuit.
~
Ahm a great believer
In aye pushin masel
Tae ma verra leemit,
~
That’s why ahm here
This six month, i Zermatt
Ablow the Eiger.
~
Puttin in ma trainin
Fur the north face
O’ Largo Law.
LAST LAUCH
The Minister said it wald dee,
the cypress buss I plantit.
But the buss grew til a tree,
naething dauntit.
~
It’s growan stark and heich,
derk and straucht and sinister,
kirkyairdie-like and dreich.
But whaur’s the Minister?
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