They have thousands - sometimes millions - of followers from all over the world who log on to catch their every tweet.
And now, our pick of the Scottish celebrities will have their tweets immortalised forever in the form of a poem made using the online web tool Poetweet.
Here's our selection of comedy stars and their Twitter rondels - or two stanza poems of French origin.
£20 note
by Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86
In case anyone steps out of line...
Card from my man Merry Christmas!
Few gold coins, one would imagine?
Ye gettin a drink fur the EMA's ?
8am (or there abouts) Is all...
A fairly cagey first 53 minutes.
That 5th goal was a wake up call..
But there will be a few dates!
To perform in Birmingham? ? Cheers!
We find a Stockholm venue and date!
Gettin Worldwide wae the bouncers
Cheers John. Glad you enjoyed mate.
Wary of illegal minicab drivers..
The Great
by Billy Connolly @Billy_Connolly
In a magazine years ago. How nice.
Problem. Aren't they the business!
Me in Tweetland.I'm a total novice.
People at the hands of the press.
Has it's moments too I'm told!
In love with my fab new one.
Similar to Billy Connolly!" I LOL'd
Implication that I might have done.
Go there again. It's been too long.
Excuse to get near those big Trout
Have to see how things roll along.
Jokes? What are you talking about?
Makes my heart sing a lottle song.
Bendy pole
by Greg Hemphill @greghemphill69
The Twitter jail for that, Borash.
To me that V WOULDNT use a slander.
Hello Cash!
Studios. Her handwriting is murder!
She ain't done nuthin to NO-ONE!
Not seen one of them since 1983.
Nice one!
Get along if you get the chance.
Of Take That in offshore accounts.
Icy waters. U.S Dates cancelled.
Ticket. Wanted to rep all students.
Cold one while people get trampled.
Shouting match with pints...
Enough heat
by Limmy @daftlimmy
Utterly unprofessional.
Just becomes one, then they dance"
Tribunal.
Descent in the Tour de France:
Home Rule", which was undefined.
Liked the sniping, though. 3/10.
In radians, visually explained. "
But they'll have the last laugh.
Wee afternoon nap on the couch.
OUT. YOU EVEN KNOW IT YOURSELF.
Pr*ck out of his" such and such.
He's doing well for himself.
Aboot something, nothing much...
Me through
by Greg McHugh @gregjmchugh
Fosters was the training regime!
And thinking of everyone involved.
I'll drop it back Sunday lunchtime
Watch films? Pop corn is served...?
Not the case.
Teeth make my teeth feel sensitive.
Make this the first taught phrase
Horns and even that's intrusive.
DARTS, AND I DIDNT HAVE AN OLD ONE.
Of course, I'd be honoured.
Tried HMV today but none "
Exactly what the Dr (me) ordered!!!
Ee. It's gone.
On Tuesday
by Hardeep Singh Kohli @misterhk
Hockley! An old friends of mine!
Excellent excellent excellent
Wonderfully appointed latrine..."
Mouthful a myriad of amazement
Agreed
Lol. Pure dobber
Indeed
Wait for Being a Man in November.
(pudding of colour) story ever...
I wouldn't be that bothered...
Never
Genuinely expect will be delivered?
Night... (Not so great hangover)
Alien planet
by Susan Calman @SusanCalman
But it's progress. Dusty progress
Too late.
Chester is the business!!
I don't think, but that's the date.
In 1972 anything will be better!
I can't, but it's a good one!
A puddle to have a bath in later.
Via Preston. I may buy a scone.
Might be the only option.
A truly delightful Christmas Eve.
And very stubborn, obstruction.
It's sold out I believe.
Than the woman playing Celine Dion.
My head
by Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci
In next UK Parliament. Reactions?
Could downgrade Trident to Bident.
Deal out welfare benefit sanctions?
Oh For F*ck's Sake Correspondent.
In light of recent events.......
Glad to put the record straight.
Of Graham Greene's 'entertainments'
That's what it is. Goodnight.
The UK. What will make UK better?
Scenes of graphic violence.
Between us and Westminster.
When someone asks you for a dance.
If they vote Yes, warns Minister.
Goodness GORGEOUS
by Robert Florence @RobertFlorence
Match was amazing. Three greats.
Haha!
YAS!! Congrats!
HAHAHA!
Into it, mate! Now's your chance!
A square sausage". kills me deid.
Tomorrow I blame you, ya nuisance.
A stupit auld dunderheid
A thing. I have no idea. Goodnight!
"@RusevBUL: gud. Rusev is coming.
At Phoenix Nights Live last night.
Listening, tension building.
Even more evil than we thought.
Simple times
by Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy
No two snowshoes are the same
Reject you for your frog breath.
Specialist subject? STILL GAME.
Gloves. It was a Napalm Death
That was the intention...
Constant state of Legogeddon
That. It's a reet oracle question)
Scary if it was called Legageddon
50 yards to the right last night
Guarded by a haemogoblin.
START REFRIGERATING AT MIDNIGHT
For example it's still Berlin 1935
Christ. ONE giant loses ONE fight…
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