Neil Cameron

NO football player has ever phoned a newspaper to complain about their mark out of 10 being too high.

WILLIE Collum and his wife’s Christmas shopping trip lasted only five minutes because of verbal abuse aimed at him almost the moment they he got out of his car.

I’VE been on the Hydroxychloroquine for a week now and remain Covid-19 free.

LET’S begin with a scene from the first Naked Gun movie because why not. After crashing into two vehicles, one of which had been carrying a rocket, a fleeing suspect then smashes his way through the wall of Feldman Fireworks factory. As you might expect, the place went up in flames and then some.

RANGERS, the stage is yours. The ball very much in your court. A scene has been set and the next line is to be delivered by someone in a smart blue suit and brown brogues.

CAN there be any truth in the rumour Dundee owner John Helms had his mind changed by Albert Kidd?

RANGERS are not a new club. They didn’t die in 2012. I’ve never believed that or written anything close to it.

RANGERS start a game slowly. Then play some decent football. But late on concede a goal from awful defending and drop points.

TWITTER is like methadone. You shouldn’t go on it unless you really need to.

THERE is little better in life than picking up a book so damn good that putting it back down feels like a betrayal to your brain.